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Post imported post - 17-06-06, 01:07 AM

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So whats your name again?

Is it in yet?

i think the condom broke

What's that smell?

Iswear i dont cry everytime

so....am i supposed to pay you or something?

So can we discuss my grade in your class now?

Oh you're done ?


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Post imported post - 17-06-06, 08:36 PM

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So whats your name again? Lol...a can just imagine..."erm whats your name again..."sandra"..."oh yh sandra work those hips girrrllll"

Is it in yet? "yehSANDY...I meanSANDRAit is".... "Oh..ok continue"

i think the condom broke! Another thing to worrry about

What's that smell? LMAO

Iswear i dont cry everytime! LOL!

so....am i supposed to pay you or something? LMAO...the shame

So can we discuss my grade in your class now?

Oh you're done ? Just as bad as is it in yet!!!


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Post imported post - 17-06-06, 11:49 PM

Guess I'm the early bird then

Wrong hole man :X.....I thought you'd done this before:?

Just in time kettles boiled


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UR BEST LOVER I'VE HAD IN DAYS...

I REALLY NEED 2 GO DR'S 2 GET THT YEAST SORTED

WE HAVE 64 TILES ON OUR CEILING

AM I SUPPOSED 2 B BLEEDIN?

AWW ITS SO SMALLLLL, ITS CUTE

WELL U DID YA BEST AND THTS ALL DAT MATTERS

UR SO MUCH BETTER THN UR BROTHER

U BEEN EATING SUMTHIN DIFFERENT L8LY? U TASTE STRANGE

U GOT BREASTS JUST LIKE MY EX, ONLY NOT AS FIRM

IS IT SUPPOSED 2 B ALL GREEN LIKE DAT

ITS PRETTY LOOSE DOWN HERE

URRRGGGHHH...GO AND SHOWER!!

AITE ITS HALF TIME..COME ON LETS GET DOWN B4 THE 2ND HALF STARTS

U REMIND ME OF MY DAD WHEN U DO DAT

U GOT AN ASS JUST LIKE UR MUMZ


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Post imported post - 18-06-06, 03:29 AM

Oh yes, yes, yes, yeeeeeeesss Frank!!!!

Ahmen, my name's LeRoy.
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Guess I'm the early bird then

LOL I just got that! Took me ages... I feel like Homer Simpson


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Post imported post - 18-06-06, 05:30 AM

BTW ive got AIDS.


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Post imported post - 18-06-06, 05:43 AM

your p.ussy smells funny.

I always get a rash there.

Iknow your husband /wife.

I think my man is home from work early!!!!!!

I don't give head.

can we just cuddle?????

whats doggy style???!!!?????















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LOL now wether you're a male or a female if your partner said that... you know you're in for a BORING night haha Prepare to be thinking
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EAT IT?!!!!It's taken me two months to pluck up the courage to f**k it!blkhide
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Post imported post - 18-06-06, 03:27 PM

Worst things to say or hear in bed




"What you gonna buy me? I'll be 16 on Friday"


"My last man enjoyed a finger up his ass"


"Whaaat! He's your dad too!"


"Can my boyfriend/husband watch?"


"Quick pass me a glass of water, got some pubes stuck in my throat"


"Yeah, I'm post-op my balls are now my ovaries."


"Did you bring the plastic bags, orange peel and electric cattle prod?"







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Post imported post - 18-06-06, 03:29 PM

*After doing a move he doesn't like*
What My Ex used to love it

* My Ex was huge compared to yours

* OoOps I just farted

*Your so much better than your best friend, and he was ever so good

(Just in the middle of him going down) I think my period has started

* I lied about being on the pill earlier

* I love sex so much I have a few videos on the internet if you type in 'Teacher' on Google

* You look like your very attractive cousin when your on top

*Think we could ask your very attractive cousin to join next time?

*You've been having sex with the lapels of my dress for 20minutes you know...

*Is that bacon I smell?

*Mmm... I could really go for some cheese right now

*Condoms are soo overrated

*You are soo much sexier in the dark, facing away from me

*I like pixies (In a giggling fit of laughter)

* You know I'd like to introduce Cat o'nine tails into the bedroom soon




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