(If i could drive but) public transport was cheaper, would i use it? No. Why you say? Let me count the ways:
1- I'm tired of watching people dig out their noses with no thought for hygene whatsoever
2- I'm tired of getting caught up in the crossfire of people who think it's exceptable to cough/yawn/sneeze without covering their mouths/noses
3- If I decide to indulge myself by spending my hard earned cash on a magazine to read on my to/from my destination, why the frig is it exceptable for some cheap mofo to peak over my shoulder in that oh-so-discrete way that they do??
4- It annoys me when I arrive at my destination and find a blond hair stuck to my clothes.
6- Too many other users of public transport find it acceptable to leave their house without bathing/washing their clothes/brushin their teeth
7- It's not too bad on my way too work, but on my way home from work my train is ALWAYS delayed! ALWAYS! Be it 1 minute or 10 minutes- it's ALWAYS DELAYED!!!!!
8- My all time pet hate: STEP ASIDE AND LET PEOPLE GET OFF THE FRIGGING TUBE FIRST DAMMIT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ON WHILE THERE ARE 10 PEOPLE TRYING TO GET OFF???? FFS!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOVE OUT OF MY BLOODY WAY YOU SELFISH IDIOT!!
