Am currently on my third glass of Pinot Grigio and to use AA parlance "this wine is talkin to a muthephugger",lol.

So am gonna see how much shyte I can write before the thread gets closed or I get banned,whichever comes first.
I think I wrote one of these drunken type posts on here a few years back,I havn't had a serious drink for ages and its really nice actually,it takes the edge off,I can see how people become alcoholics,but thats not really my bag im far too vain for addiction.

So what have I done today,today I did some laundry,read the Guardian and The Telegraph,watched Americas Next Top Model on youtube,sorted out some clothes i'm gonna give to charity,measured my waist,for a l long time I was holding at 27 inches,it is now 28,my hips are still 40 though,so I havn't completely gone to seed.
Oh yeah I washed my hair today,if you could see the amount of shrinkage I get you would laugh,then i spent half an hour twisting it then then blow dried it for 5 minutes,now its looking fly ,natural hair can be really high maintanance,but it so worth the effort,I love the look and texture.
Oh am currently bidding for something on ebay and I think thats about it really,so now that ive bored you all into a coma,what say you,

Oh yeah am looking forward to the new Indiana Jones flick too.

LOL. 3 glasses? Lightweight!!

I know,I know,I really am...but the plus side is that id make a cheap date drinx-wise.

Another thing i just declared my love to some bloke via email and i know the inevitable descent down the shame spiral will begin as soon as I wake up,alcohol is dangerous!

lol tooooooooooooo funny !

What else is new?

Would you like some nibbles with your hater-ade DSP?

Bwahhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Have just watched a video of Earth Wind and Fire plus Chicago....for those not familar with Chicago they are a pop/rock band which has a tight brass section like Earth Wind and Fire.


And to use the voice of Chandler from friends..............."could there beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee more people on stage"


Am wetting myself.

I'm gonna use restrain and say no comment.


any drink left or you finish it all?

****edit***

LOL@ wetting yourself

Okay, so what?

You had a seneseofhumourechtomy Alabama girl?? You can take your militant cap off every once in a while,it can get terribly hot up under there.


Peace

I didnt finish it,im at the level I wanted ,drunk ,but reasonably coherent,dont wanna be hungover tomorrow.

looks like that ship has already sailed

I'm not being militant. His post just ain't funny.