what d'you day dream about

mike pain · (#1 (**permalink**))

i dream about the hundreds of ways my manager could die from every day accidents,

1) chocking on a peanut

2) slipping down the stairs and breaking his neck

3) having a anaphylactic attack and suffocating to death ( he's allergic to be stings )

4) getting run over as he crosses the road ion to work

5) falling on the electrified rail road tracks

6) getting savaged by a rabbid dog...

oh lordy i could go on

Maat · (#2 (**permalink**))

Hey mike,

I thought there'd be some good dreamy stuff to read but this is more like a nightmare. Sounds like s/he is reeeaally getting on your nerves. I remember that feeling.

How about daydreaming about your resignation letter?! What would it say?

I don't get much time to day dream these days but when I do, it involves leaving this country in some way.

Madam Butterfly · (#3 (**permalink**))

My daydreams are usually about my alter ego whose life opposes mine in almost every way and is much better!! right now she is happily married and has just given birth to triplets comprising identical twin girls and a boy whose names all begin with "T". Right now they are about 2 months old.

Detailed? yes. But then i AM a cancerian and daydreams are our stock in trade!!

As for picturing ways for people i hate to die, those aren;t so much daydreams as lucid action plans(!) But i'm afraid there my imagination fails me. It is always me driving an eighteen wheeler ten ton truck while they inexplicably stand in the middle of the road and simply allow me to run them over.

All i need is my drivers liscence, and the plan can take shape...

LadyDay · (#4 (**permalink**))

i dream about

logging off and going home, hometime
- what my son is doing - seeing his smile and hugs when i finish
- getting a new job less stress better hours better all round
-what my 1st home would look like
- break times
- food
- being on holiday
- getting more money less hours more money
and more

Black Lion · (#5 (**permalink**))

1. A flood of customers queing at the door to buy goods off the shelves.

2. That guy in a bently next door passing by with a suitcase of moolah and a buy out offer.

3. The whole entire world colllapse!

4. Being offered the ability to make the whole entire world collapse!

5. How them white boys feel living care free in their own country & what a black African nation would be like.

6. Being darker skinned.

7. Sex with that chick I bump into on road every now and then.

7a. A working polgymous relationship/s.

7b. Sex with that hot Amer-indian chick I bump into every now and then.

Dis Guy · (#6 (**permalink**))

getting a career job before i graduate

skipping assessment test,online application forms and them rubbish just interview and a firm handshake

getting a call from a top employer for a one year or more working experience!

going to work on the train monday to friday no morning shift afternoon shift

gettin a job i'll be flying in and out of the country even up and down the country

mike pain · (#7 (**permalink**))

today i'm dreaming about ol'big ol' head tyra banks walking through my doors and.....

Black_Diamond · (#8 (**permalink**))

Hmmm. The old days!.....which is not 2 long ago..